March 19th

Jareds Bday Workout Of Choice

KING KONG

3 Rounds For Time:

1 455lb Deadlift (225 F)

2 Muscle Ups

3 255lb Squat Cleans (110 F)

4 Handstand Pushups

*Modified Will Be Scaled To 95% Maxes

CALI - 135

 


27 Responses to “March 19th”

  • Bill Says:

    Whats 95% of 0? I’m going to start shooting up on the PCP right now. This workout reminds me of an old SNL skit with Phil Hartman as the Russian deadlifter at the ALL DRUG olympics.

  • Ryan M Says:

    Save some PCP for me, Bill. I think I’ll replace my blood with “5 Hour Energy” and my spine with a fence post and see what happens at 0800.

  • Pink Says:

    I will sure be glad when all the special pants birthday WOD’s are over.

  • sean Says:

    They’re never over you ra***ed. It’s always someines bday
    HAPPY B-DAY JARED we’ll tire our hardest even if our arms are tore off & our fencepost spines are bent.
    p.s.
    pink have you ever done a birthday workout?

  • mary Says:

    I just peed a little…

    I’m 98% scared and 2% excited. Or maybe it’s 98% excited and 2% scared. I don’t know but that’s what makes it so intense.

  • Nick A Says:

    !!!!! HOLY SHIT BALLS !!!!

  • Jen Says:

    Yasas (Hello)!

    Did “Helen”, the WOD here in Athens. Tried to represent CrossFit Cedar Valley well (and the US for that matter). George was impressed that a girl could do pullups. Sorry to miss the workout today! I’ll try to catch up when I get back on Sunday.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!!!

  • pink Says:

    Schotty, look at your spelling and ask yourself who is the Ra***ed. By the way, that makes no sense. I will “tire” my best to cipher your mindless statement. And since you asked, I did Sammy’s wod birthday workout, but not Sarah’s.

    Nick, nicely stated my brother.

  • mary Says:

    10:48
    40kish for clean
    65kish for deadlift
    jumping ring dips
    jumping ring pullups

    happy birthday Jared!

  • Daniel Says:

    Happy Birthday Jared. I will be doing this workout at Fort Mccoy WI today.

  • bill Says:

    7:30
    60 clean
    120 deadlift (PR) I think the back cancer actually screamed out of me today, that or it was every disk in my back compressing at teh speed of sound
    Jumping muscle ups, heavy on the jumping

    Happy Birthday Jared.

  • Heather R Says:

    new (personal) goal is to start getting at least 15 mi in per week plus crossfit, always motivating to run in pairs/groups…let me know if anyone wants to join….
    Slappy Barfday JB!

  • pink Says:

    12:19
    140 DL
    60 Clean
    Jumping ring PU,DIPS
    Decline push ups

    ¶¶¶HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONORARY FIRE FIGHTER JARED¶¶¶

  • Charlie D Says:

    14:47
    dl: 195,190,190kg
    no muscle ups: 10 ring pu’s/10 ring dips
    clean: 100kg
    hspu: rx
    happy birthday j-rod

  • Mary Brown Says:

    Heather – I’m in. Want to get some miles in on Sat. morning? Between the 6am & 8am class?

  • Nick R Says:

    14 sumthing
    dl rx
    muscleups rx
    90k cleans
    hspu rx

  • Sam Says:

    DL 150 kg.
    6 muscle up attempts each time
    60 kg cleans
    HSPUs head-to-bumper plate.

    No time. Glad I’m alive.

    Happy Birthday J-Rod!

  • JLP Says:

    Happy Birthday Jared.

    123kg deadlift
    ring pullups and dips as possible
    53 kg cleans
    8 inverted pushups off of high bench

  • JLP Says:

    Oh yeah, sorry, time was 13:10 with plenty of waiting for rings

  • Jake Says:

    Happy B-day bro

  • sean Says:

    125kg dl
    10 ring dips10 ring pullups
    66kg cleans
    hspu rx

    9:08

    Happy birthday Jared

  • Neal Says:

    115kg deadlift
    6 ring dips/6 strict pullups (couldn’t get overgrip b/c of metal handle with rotating grip piece)
    65kg clean squats
    handstand push-ups rx

    8:42

  • Nick A Says:

    Dl 175kg
    10 ring pull ups
    10 ring dips
    Cleans 75kg
    Hspu rx
    10:48

  • ian Says:

    everything but cleans rx,100k

    8:23

  • Heather R Says:

    Healing, went light :) (not that I could do rx anyway…but)
    65k DL
    10 ring pull ups/10 jumping dips
    35k muscle cleans
    head to 1 bumper HSPU
    8:54

  • Sarah H. Says:

    My shoulders were a little sore, so I went light too.
    75K DL (NOT LIGHT)
    10 jumping pullups & rings
    25K cleans
    Pushups with feet on dip machine
    9:32

  • Shantelle Says:

    75k DL
    10 ring pull ups/10 ring dips (barely using ground…change in direction gets me..uugggh)
    42k 1st rnd..dropped to 40k muscle cleans
    head to 1 bumper HSPU
    12:24